I KNOW WHERE THE BONES ARE BURIED
CDs $10
With the help of some friends in the alchemy lab, we have created the ultimate compact disc representation of our EP, I Know Where the Bones Are Buried. Streaming services have their own unique ways they like to squash audio and it ultimately affects the way you hear what you are listening to on the stupid apps. Purchase a CD for your superior listening experience and know you have lossless stereo .wav files that can’t go missing when the internet eats itself. Also comes with a free sticker.
Many thanks to Tate and Bela for their help on these! The art featured on the inside lining and the risograph-printed front covers truly make these CDs so special.
HELL EXPRESS CAB CO.
Shirts $15 Sweaters $30 Hoodies $40
Designed by Ethan Ruth (luvbuggy01 on gram.) “Tell him send me off to heaven with a stallion, tell him send a beater cab if it’s to hell. Tell him I could learn the difference between a chariot and a Pontiac.” Ethan did such a phenomenal job bringing these lines to life. Incl: Busted headlight, demon skeleton chauffer, flat tire, and full service heading straight down.
Shirts and sweaters are available for sale at shows, but if you don’t live somewhere we play shows please fill out the contact form and we can arrange sizing and shipping.
STARLA STICKERS
$1, free with shirt or CD purchase
Designed by Addi Keller (addison.keller.designs on gram,) Starla is the mascot of Joy Buzzer. Rumor has it Starla has an evil twin sister… I don’t know about you guys but I keep my Starla sticker on my water bottle just to make it known which sis I stand with.
☆Joy Buzzer 